When Kids Attack

Ashley and I went into this breakfast joint that advertised "air conditioned!". In Mexico, that usually means that they'll put a fan or two on the gringos. You can see that I have a fan pointed at me and there's a small boy checking it out. About ten minutes later that same kid stuck a fork in the back of the fan. This caused the fan blades to stop for a second and when he got scared he pulled the fork out and the fan spit crap all over me.