Trick Toe

Ashley's little toe on her right foot will not bend. Do I have any debilitating defects like this? Heck no, I'm perfect.

Tracers

These tracers were not intended. I had screwed the settings up on our new camera enough that taking any non-blurry picture had become impossible. I reset all the settings to there default values and the camera works again. Imagine that.

Pearl and Her Rawhide Bones

She knows that Bubba is not foolish enough to try to take one from her private collection but she's not taking any chances.

Recommended Beer

I highly recommend that you try a Hoegaarden at your earliest possible convenience. It's fine white beer from Belgium.

Angelic Hoegaarden

Shock and Awe

These Pies Own You

August's Pies are so very delicious. It's a regional product, native to our hometown, Wichita Falls. Get some of these fried pies and be happy.

Ear Candling Success

It's disgusting what came "out" of my ear.

Jesse's House and Jesse's Girl

Jesse has dead animals hanging on his walls. I have Jesse's girl and I hope he's ok with that.

Heaven

There's something about numerous beers on tap thats always made me very happy.

Aunt Gladys

Aunt Gladys commands you.

Sometimes

You feel like a princess...

Poor Pearl Has Lost Her Valentine...

Bubba turns his back on Pearl and she is left to wonder, "Will anyone ever love me as much as he did?"

Margarita Funtime

Take three very strong maragritas, chase that with a huge shot of tequila and you have the recipe for an incredible afternoon in 98 degree heat and 98% coastal humidity. See below for the results of Margarita Funtime.

Stranger in a Swinging Bed

Ashley needed a nap after Margarita Funtime.

Ear Candling

It may be a hoax and it may be nonsense but we sure had fun with it in Tulum. We were beyond disgusted with the junk that came "out" of our ears.

Habanero Defeat

In Tulum, if you ask for salsa they'll bring chopped Habanero peppers and lime juice. You can tell you're in for a rough time if the waiter is giggling as he walks away from your table. Notice my sweat and my defeated smile.

Sandal Explosion

Ashley was fast walking down a road in Mexico when she blew a tire.

Ashley meets my Mom

"I'll trade you this rock for Mark."

Robbie Wayne

Robbie Wayne claimed he had found Jesus, too bad it was after the 45th child molestation conviction.

Professor Bubba

Professor Bubba contemplates the theory of relativity and whether Pearl broke wind or e=mc2.

Corona commercial

I submitted this to Corona International and received a major award.

Lightening Storm

This image may be too dark to see but it sure is cool. While we were in Tulum, Mexico on vacation, I was sitting on the back deck that overlooked the Caribbean Sea. A mammoth lightening storm was happening miles out. I started snapping pictures just hoping to capture one lightening bolt and I think I did pretty well.

Beauty and the Beast

Many of you have heard me say "I'm not sure what she is doing with me but I'm just rolling with it". It's never more evident than in this picture. I'm glad Ashley has very poor vision...

H' Hi-View

This photo was taken at my Grandfather's house on Choke Canyon Reservoir near Three Rivers, TX. This sign adorned the entrance gate to his property. He built the house from the ground up over many years after he retired. He also built and cultivated an incredible cactus garden on the property. My Grandpa had a picture posted in his house of Ashley and myself from Celebration, an end of year dance from our high school days.

Effort

Ashley is struggling.

Result

Praise Jesus for Depends.

Couple of the hour?

My, she has pretty teeth.

Ashley shreds the slopes

Friends

and lovers

Kathy

This former inmate was just trying to blend in with the general public in Cancun.

Intimate moment

Bubba and Pearl share some quality time.

Sunrise in Tulum