Monday, May 29, 2006

We're Blowin' Up


You can't stop us. Don't even try.

The Life Of the Party


This man is clearly having a great time.

The Champagne Of Beers

We were living the High Life yesterday afternoon at my brother's backyard party.

Help!

This little guy was trying to impress Ashley by climbing the tree and showing off his skills. Unfortunately, he got stuck in the tree. That's what he gets for trying to flirt with my girl.

Dead Animal?



One morning while walking the dogs, I came across what I thought was a dead cat. I soon realized that it was a wig. What led someone to leave or lose their wig while walking down Swiss Avenue?

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Private Facilities

Hairstyle Inspiration

Two Donkeys, One Beer



I threatened to put a saddle on this jackass and ride him.

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Fortune, My Ass


Why is it that when you break open a fortune cookie, now a days, you get crap like this? These are statements, not fortunes. I'm not cheerful and certainly not well-liked.

Downtown Wichita Falls


My hometown.

Real Or Fake?


Come on, does this calf look real?

Bruce


Bruce wasn't sure how to debug his latest program but he was always thinking about it.

Hola Partner

Flashback


This shirt made me think of Westernburgers being injected with mustard.

Hot Rod


Why does everyone who drives a Meredes drive like a crazy person. This driver was out of control. Happy Mother's Day.

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Mullet In Motion


Look closely.

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Please Move


I tried to sweet talk the animals away from the gate so we could leave with out them making a jail break.

Attack!


This horse literally kicked our car as we tried to leave the property. The crack in the windshield was not caused by the beast.

Fetch


Bubba brings back a branch during our game of fetch.

Big Birds

I worried that this flock would try to carry off Bubba.

Jackass

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Tips

West End Girl


We wandered into a cool but very empty pub in the West End District. The West End is populated by chain restuarant after chain restuarant. If you are looking for a bar that's not part of a corporate money maker then the West End is not the place to be. The West End Pub sure proved that.

Bar Scene In Reflection

Blurred Reflection

My Goodness, My Guinness


Well, it's not really Guinness in that glass.

Dominos



Another bar fight in Lakewood was averted when a game of dominos was used to resolve the conflict.