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Warning

This young woman is only fourteen years old. Don't let sun damage happen to you.

East Side

Ashley was flashing gang signs while motoring at 120 yesterday. I was in a fetal ball, crying and sucking my thumb. Help me.

Plastic Surgery Victim?

Push

I'm a Moron

Sometimes I pose, thinking I look cool, but I look less than cool. I did save up to 15% on my car insurance with GEICO.

Biker Babe

Briefs

Thanks to the Lord family for these personalized briefs.

The Moms

Meet Carolyne and Gail.

Camera Theft

My camera was borrowed by hoodlums and this is an example of the quality they left me.

Reflection

Ashley reflected in some sort of graph recorder.

The Tower Of Power

Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner

Mother Streisand Spotted At The Old Monk

Devil Dog

Look away, quickly! He'll swallow your soul!

Grandfather and Sister-In-Law

My eighty-six year old grandfather chats up Will's bride.

A Prepared Man

He reacts to the chili and cheese covered chicken fried steak being placed in front of him. If you see this man, I recommend you stay in front of him. Just looking at that plate of hell gives me heartburn.

Cobra Arm Spotted At The Cock and Bull

Will is amazed by the cobra arm.

Too Cool For School

Brother Tommy and his girlfriend, Darci.