No Dumping

This was obviously meant for Ashley.

Nocona Boot

Working the Comb-Over

Yet another of Baby's attempts to hide his bald spot. He's already tried a perm and that infomercial spray on hair stuff.

Epic Battle

Randy and I were tied going into the last hole. He slightly pulled his drive into a dried up creek bed. I ripped a 4-iron to about fifteen feet leaving a putt for eagle. Randy was forced to chip out but he still scrambled for a par on the par 5.

Sunrise Over Henrietta

Chance Meeting?

I ran into Melba again last night. Her attitude was as nasty as ever.

#11 at Turtle Hill, Muenster, Tx

Action Shot

58 degree sand wedge, just after the point of impact.

Elbow Room

We've driven by the Elbow Room on Gaston Avenue many times but Friday night we stopped by for a few beers. Nice place and good beers. Ashley had the pleasure of being hit on at the jukebox by a sexy biker.

Poor Pretzel

This poor little guy never stood a chance. RIP

Hank Haney, Criminal

Hank Haney, a golf swing teacher to the pros, is a local boy made good but he has purchased the majority of the good drving ranges in Dallas. Since his corporation has the market cornered, the price for large bucket of balls is up to eleven bucks now. Back in my day, I remember paying $3.25 for a huge bucket. I sound like an old man with this rant but it pisses me off.

Notice the fly sitting on the ball. I think he was still hanging around when I pounded the ball with my driver.

We're A Hot Couple. You Can't Deny It

Belo Mansion

I always rate mansions based on the quality of their bathrooms.

Tharpo The Juggler

The poor juggler dropped his knives seconds after I took his picture and flashed him. Sorry Tharpo.

Call In The USA

Ashley is giving someone the business and the good news is it only cost her a quarter a minute.

Blowin' Up

Nice

Tommy wore his best Member's Only jacket for this photo but I one-upped him by wearing my red Adidas shirt. Lets not discuss what my sainted mother is wearing. Picture circa 1983.

Dog Convention

They go their separate ways and it looks like Pearl is headed to the hospitality room. You can tell something very cool is airing on the TV in the background.

Vandamor

Small Hotel Room

This is the first room we stayed in during our trip to Tulum and we only stayed there one night. Ashley and I were a little surprised at the lack of ventilation seeing that there was no A/C in the joint. I have never been hotter or sweated more in my life. The next morning we quickly upgraded to a different hotel with some ventilation and a larger room.

Melba

I found Melba playing darts. Probably not a good game for her considering the set of eyewear she was sporting.

Uhhh

Whatever.

The Adler

Karl Calls Grant

Karl calls his friend Grant, just to call him every dirty name in the book.

Realization

Karl realizes that he called his Grandpa instead of Grant.

Attitude

Melba has a real nasty attitude. Just try to take her beer, I dare you.